I Lament the Banter

Oh banter where art thee?? or thou?? Feck knows.

RANT:
Today ladles and jelly spoons my mind is devoid of inspiration. The source of this black hole can be identified easily enough...I have a job interview tomorrow and the thought of having to bastardise myself for a decent pay-check is a little demoralising. But then maybe I shouldn't have made so many decisions a while ago based on if's and but's.
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I regress, I shouldn't complain too much really as I will very definately be out of a job come Friday, so I will take the opportunities as they come for the moment.

Onwards and upwards.

RAVE:
On a happier note, saw my wee brother Gordie today for a pub lunch and a small sunbathe in Princes Street gradens, before he heads off to England somewhere for the rest of his R.A.F interview. Mon' the Gord!!!!!! He'd make an excellent PTI you know.

And yesterday I saw an awesome (euch, americanisms ahoy) dance show called "HELD". Brought to us from Australia. Cool.

And it's a beautiful sunny day. Get In!

And there's a possibility of scoring some Rock Ness tickets for FREE - *grin*

So. Today.

Things I Like -

Sun
Brother
Sister ( who probably got smashed last night, but hopefully didn't get into trouble)
Friends
Books (specifically re-reading "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintanence")
New Hoodies
Sleep (Sunday morning lie-in)
Being Short ( it is cool really)

Things I Dont Like-

Maths
Preparing for job interviews
Possibility of a SHIT sleep, as it's Monday tomorrow
Cat farts..and any follow through (it has to be out of the building in 5 minutes or there's a serious risk of passing out...and they are so small..it's unnatural I tell you...UNNATURAL!)
Rude people (but that's one for everyday)
Being Short (for all the reasons it may not be cool)


Anyway. That's all for now. Not too interesting I know, but still

I need a cup of tea(for me) and a sedative (for the cat).

Good Vibes

J

The Automatic - monster

Check out Bigfoot's ass dancing...outstanding!!!

Get that monkey off my back!!

I Am the Walrus (Lennon/McCartney)I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.I'm crying.Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.Mister City Policeman sittingPretty little policemen in a row.See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.I'm crying, I'm crying.I'm crying, I'm crying.Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.If the sun don't come, you get a tanFrom standing in the English rain.I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.Expert textpert choking smokers,Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?See how they smile like pigs in a sty,See how they snied.I'm crying.Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.




So there.

:)

And there you have it.

Nothing a cup of tea couldn't cure.

My blog and place to rant and rave and make merry with the web world and hopefully a place to make some new friends. Although today I have been touched to my very soul by someone I consider a big brother and one of my best friends. Chris. I will put myself out there and say that in times of crisis I believe friends should reach out and give you a hand if they can. And I seem to have friends like these in abundance. But when the shit hits the fan for you and it's a really personal matter (even if it wouldn't be to someone else who has the luxury of being carefree and not worrying like a motherbitch-like I do) there are only a tiny handful I turn to. And today was such a day, it didn't take much, just someone to be there and he did. Eternally grateful as always.

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Bit of brevity and levity?

No problem:

Went out Friday night, got a bit drunk, danced like a fool with some groovy peeps.
To 80's music no less.
Would do it again, well some of it at any rate.

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Phat tune for the day

Arctic Monkeys - I bet that you look good on the dancefloor.



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Short but sweet to start people.

Laters